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POLLY WANTS A WHAT?!

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'". "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a
moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem.I have two male talking parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying...that phrase...in no time." "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" There was stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"

That's actually pretty funny .

There was once a man with a parrot. He was the conservative, religious type, and the trouble was that his parrot had the foulest mouth you ever did hear! It could swear for five minutes on end without repeating himself.
One day the man could stand the bird's profanity no longer and he grabs the bird by the throat and shouts "Quit it! I can't stand it any more!"
This just provokes the parrot and he swears even more. Furious, the man locks the parrot in the kitchen cupboard, but the parrot's constant clawing, scratching and squarking just drives the guy crazy so he lets it out.
The parrot lets out a stream od obscenities that would make even an old sea-dog blush.
More irate than ever, he flings the foul-mouthed parrot into the freezer and slams the door. The parrot bangs and swears and stamps about, but suddenly it falls silent inside the freezer. Worried that the parrot may have hurt himself, the man opens the door and to his amazement the parrot climbs placidly onto the man's outstretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll try to improve my language from now on." The man is astounded! "By the way", says the parrot, "what did the chicken do?"

I've seen that joke somewhere before. I wonder whether it is something in my sub-concious.

It's nice to have a good chuckle this early Saturday morning. Thanks.

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