Levitateme
A very creative name. Glad that you found "Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio" so gratifying and insightful. It's sad that it is billed as a comedy. I guess that's the only appeal it would have to the general population, or as I (admitedly cynically) refer to them, "the masses of asses."
And right on about the beginning of her affirmation.
I found her and her story absolutely incredible. It was a living textbook.
Louis Eagle Warrio