Ya know, it's more effective to scream out your affirmations. It kinda gets deeper into the subconscious mind for real change. A side benefit is that it goes into the minds of those around you as well. Great for planetary change.
Or how about paraliminal screaming. Get a couple of your buddies to scream in each of your ears. You're sure to get results fast.
Underwater screaming while holding your breath will get those IQ scores up.
The Sedona Screaming Method helps you release those pent-up emotions that build up. You'll release your senses too.
Don't forget to get your master of neuro linguistic screaming. You'll find it easier to develop rapport in any language. No more need for language courses when you use the universal tongue.
You'll activate your reading material much better when you employ the PhotoScreaming (tm) Method. Spring Screaming Qigong cleans your body out fast by frightening your qi blockages into submission.
If you want to develop your insight and discover new scientific knowledge, use the Archimedes Principle. Jump out of your bath or shower, and run through the streets, screaming "EUREKA!!!!" You'll be famous for sure.
[This message has been edited by shr33m (edited October 30, 2003).]