Yeah, and Lucifer didn't fall. He was *PUSHED*, man!
It's all a big celestial conspiracy.

You know, it's funny you should say that. When I was a kid I had a really, really overactive imagination, and the stuff they told me at Catholic school, well, man.... it really messed with me.
There was a time I asked myself that very question, only in a different way. "What if my prayers to God are actually going to Satan instead?" And like the don't think of blue thing I could not help but think my prayers were going down to Old Scratch. It really had me paranoid. So did their "GOD SEES EVERYTHING!! HE SEES ALL YOUR SIN! ALL YOUR THOUGHTS! ALL YOUR FAULTS!"
I couldn't get over the thought that when I thought of my privates, God saw that too. What a celestial peeping Tom that old testament God is. You think he'd have something better to do ... like a run a universe. LOL.