A woman goes into a pet shop for a new pet for her family. She sees this really beautiful green and red parrot for sale for 10 bucks. The woman asks why the parrot is so cheap? The pet shop salesman tells her the truth, that the parrot used to live in a wh*re house and has learned some really bad language. The woman says this doesn't matter as she will train him to say new words. The woman buys the parrot, takes him home and he is quiet to start with.
Later, the woman's daughters come home from school and the parrot sees them and shouts out "NEW WH*RES!" After their initial shock, the mother and daughters see the funny side and laugh.
Later, the grandmother visits and the parrot shouts out "NEW MADAM!". Again they are all shocked but see the funny side and laughed.
Even later still the husband returns from work and the parrot sees him, and shouts out "NEW MADAM, NEW WH*RES, SAME CUSTOMERS, HI SAM!!!"
[This message has been edited by chaosadelt (edited May 20, 2001).]
