A young boy approaches a farm house where he finds an old farmer on the porch smoking a pipe. The boy says to the man "Excuse me sir, I was wondering if you could allow me to fish in the small pond out by your barn?". The farmer replies chuckling "I'm sorry son, that's a horse trough, we dug it out to feed the horses, you're not going to catch any fish out there!". "Well, may I try?" replies the boy. "Do what you like, (laughing) good luck!!!". About an hour later, the farmer sees the boy approaching the porch with two stringers of catfish. He hands one to the farmer, and thanks him. "Thank you!" says the farmer, stunned. The next day the boy comes back to find the farmer on the porch again. The farmer says "What can I do for ya'?" "Well, while I was fishing out by the barn yesterday, I noticed some honeysuckle." replied the boy. "And.......?" says the farmer inquisitively. "Well, would you mind if I got some honey?" asks the boy. The farmer laughs hysterically and says "You can't get honey from honeysuckle!!" "Can I try?" asks the boy. "Sure, bring me some too!" says the farmer sarcastically. About an hour later, the boy comes back with two buckets of honey, hands one to the farmer, and leaves. The farmer is absolutely shocked. The next day, the boy returns, and once again the farmer asks "What can I do for you young man?" "Well" says the boy "While I was out getting honeysuckle yesterday, I noticed some pussywillow out ba-" the farmer cuts him off "Hold it right there boy, let me get my hat."
