My psychic pick up line has been:
"You either have a brother or a sister, or you're an only child. Plus you had a birthday sometime in the past year. Also, you want me to buy you a drink."
"Well, you got two out of three right."
"I guess that's close enough...how was I to know you don't celebrate your birthday?"
Then I get nowhere. Maybe I should PR a book on picking up women. But I don't think my girlfriend would like that ("But honey, it's not like I'm going to ACTIVATE it or anything. I just wanna practice my photofocus").
-Ramon http://razor.ramon.com
PS - Just had an observation. You can't "covet they neighbor's wife" but if you're a woman, you can covet they neighbor's husband all you want. So girls, stop on by and lets talk gospel over a cup of coffee. I'll try not to dishonor your mother and father.