"LSC, How can I help you?"
"Yes, I'd like to return my speedreading program."
"I'm sorry to hear that, were you unsuccessful with it?"
"It wasn't that...I'm returning it because it's the work of the devil."
"Excuse me?"
"Yes, the devil is in my speedreading program."
"Um...what aspect of the program?"
"Well, not in the dictionary or the Natural Brilliance book, but everything else."
"I see..."
Note, if you PR at 25,000 wpm, be careful: the devil may be making you do it.
-Ramon http://razor.ramon.com
