As someone who has only been stung by a bee sometime last year, I hope all bumblebees read that, develop neurosis and spiral uncontrollably out of the circle of life (stupid creatures).
Scientists have also proven:
1) The shortest distance between two points isn't a line.
2) Parallel lines can meet.
3) The speed of light *isn't* the fastest speed there is (they really just used a light and made it go faster than the original estimate of the speed of light).
4) Dick Clark is immortal (well, not really, but give MIT a couple years, they'll catch on).
-Ramon http://razor.ramon.com