My bible has a page 666 in it.

I was going to be a Jahovas Witness but I didn't see the accident.

If you Photoread the bible upside down and backwards do you turn evil?

The Seventh-Day-Adventists say that the holy day is actually Saturday and I'm like, "yeah, whatever" then it hit me. They're drinkers and don't want to have to get up on Sunday. Then it all became clear. If you pick and chose your beliefs anyway, why not go with that one?

Didn't one of the apostles get crucified upside down? Didn't he do it because he knew he wasn't Christ like. So the inverted cross is actually a good thing. I think I'll get a tatoo of one on my forehead.

I figured out how to win a religious arguement. Have nothing else to do. That's how you win.