"I...I read them. I read them all. They're read, every single one of them. And not just Thoreau, but Bronte, and Dr. Seus, too. They write like ANIMALS, and I PR'd them like an animal! I MINDMAPPED THEM!"
How the hell do you remember all that? I had to think for a while.
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"Why didn't you tell me?"
"What I told you was true, from a certain point of view."
"A certain point of view?"
"You'll find many of the truths we cling to depend greatly upon our own point of view. Anakin was a good friend. Did I ever tell you about the time that we were in this bar and he actually went up to some people and said, "Official Jedi Business! Get back to your drinks!"? What a dork. I couldn't get him la*d even if I used the force."
"But there is still good in him."
"He's more machine now than man, twisted and evil. I mean, he had the BENEFITS of power already. All you need is good job and a hot chick, and he had all that then he went and sought POWER. For what? So he could spend less time with that hot...uh..my god.. you should have seen her in this one white outfit..."
"Hey, that's my mother you're talking about!!!"
"You're hitting on your sister!"
"I didn't know!"
"It's all the same. Trust me. Just pretend like you don't know. It will make things easier. See ya."
