OMG, the evil plot of the evil alliance of the Satanic Water Bottleing Company and the Really Nasty Garbage Removal Industry is working! NOOOOOO!! They have created an evil plot, to get people like me and you, to get hooked on the highly addictive drug, code-named H2O!! Their plan is so evil, they get people to spend a WHOLE DOLLAR OR MORE on a bottle of ORDINARY TAP WATER!! And not only that, but they want you to drink 8 OR MORE BOTTLES A DAY!! NOOOOOOOOO!! To make things even worse, The Really Nasty Garbage Removal Industry charges you to haul countless dozens of little plastic bottles to a GIANT HEAP, so it can POLLUTE THE ENVIRONMENT!! MUHAHAHAHA!! But I won't let the get away with it, I am instead gonna give in to the slightly less evil plot of the BRITA FILTER COMPANY, and get a $10 BRITA(or generic) PITCHER!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!
Yes, i DO have WAAAAY to much free time, that i should probably be spending either studying, or learning PR, but this was kinda fun 
[This message has been edited by Dana Hanson (edited February 24, 2003).]
