In response to your last paragraph.
No He can't be if there is any desire whatsoever to call a spade a spade. Now, I can say that God is a Polar Bear, but it wouldn't be consistent with what that book says. And so I return to the crux of my reply. You can say/believe anything, but don't expect to be reasonable/sane whilst lumping idiosyncratic beliefs into the bible and thinking they can all be consistent with it.
Ron
