Well my youngest is 5, so I'm not that far along the been there done that cycle.
As for looking like Shrek. I wish! My skins a little greener. It's not easy being green. Think of Yoda's bigger brother and you'll be closer to what I look like.
Here's an exert from my day, "... 6 carbs and 3 carbs ... and 2 carbs makes a 1238 carb snack. Good thing lunch is soon".
Perfection you are.
2 am I 
