I like the attitude.

My own hearing is complicated by a constant ringing in my ears. I've learned that I can guage my overall health by listening to the tone, pitch and volume of the ring. The only real hearing loss, though, is occasional misunderstood words, especially song lyrics.

"What? Did he say, 'Your chest keeps getting bigger?'"

"No, silly, 'Your best keeps getting better!'"

"Oh...."