Kevin, may man, I can't help you with your soul mate problem, but as far as consistently making money in the markets:
INVESTORS BUSINESS DAILY
no they don't give you hot tips to double your money in 30 minutes, but they teach you a strategy (takes a few months to learn) that can get you double digit returns year after year after year FOREVER.
10-15 years, anybody can be a millionaire, simply by applying IBD principles.
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George