I find it sad that you feel this way but I would never suggest in any way that you were a simpleton!
ps Einstein's attempt to know the mind of God was always doomed to failure as he spent the last years of his life trying to find a grand unified theory that would unite the forces of gravity and electromagnetism into one theory that he hoped would explain everything. It was a futile endeavour though as the strong and weak nuclear forces were unknown at the time he began his quest and would have had to have been factored in to the equations. Poor Uncle Albert!
Regard
Steve