Alpha AI,

You believe I haven't read the report, eh?

Well, you're wrong.

If you really don't believe that this works, why are you trying to prove it wrong? What's the point? Do you get satisfaction out of disproving things you don't believe in?

It's just a waste of time.
If you don't believe it works, don't use it. Don't waste your time trying to prove it wrong, and for goodness sakes, why would you believe a report about "reading" given by the "NATIONAL AERONAUTICS and SPACE ADMINISTRATION"??????????????????????

Why would they make a report on it anyway?



PS.

It's not brainwashing. It's NLP.