Channel Yoda I will. Offer exclusive cruises for $10,000 per head, I will. Money I will make. In a strange voice I will speak. Believe me you all will. Get rich I will. Want more you will. Write books I will. make CDs I will. Buy them you will.
Er, where have I seen that business model before?
We'll all wear brown robes, that you can only obtain through me for - off the top of my ugly, green head - $5000 a piece, and then I'll talk crap and you can sit in a circle and lap it all up like mother's milk.
I think we'll call ourselves...
...hey, sit down for this one, you're going to love it...
The JD Knights!
Oh man, I should be charging for humour of that quality!
May the force be with you!
