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#13379 06/15/03 01:16 PM
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My best wishes. I am not well known but I know much about life and how things are going
on this planet as well as in the whole universe. I am not saying that I know
everything but I know much. My books are not well known but they will be
and I am a star in a sky that is bigger than this universe and this is known
as truth. I will make this my first book and say that it is great, but
I will also tell you that I am the best, better that Mr. Brian or even
Mr. Anthony since I know more.
I am as bright as sun or some say brighter and this is well known in the
neighborhood and every finn knows it since I am from Finland.
Please read my book through.Thanks alreaydy

Here are three first chapters.
I do not yet have a publisher so I am open to suggestions.

HOW TO EDIT DNA AND BECOME PERFECT

BEATING DNA
My name is Jan-Erik Jansson and I am here to tell that anything is possible and anything that is improvement is good. If I would say that I know every thing that is becoming better and better I would say that I am the greatest. If you would understand this I would laugh and make you feel clumsy.
If my great knowledge is better that yours I would make world laugh with me. If my great knowledge can be this I could make you happy. If my great knowledge would be this I would make you smile and happy. If my great knowledge would be happiness and that of greatness I would make you happy.
If my greatness would be happiness and being the best I would make you smile and become happy.
If you knew my secret style and best hobbies I would probably make you laugh aloud. If my knowledge would lead to greatness I would make you happy and smily. If my knowledge were this I would make you happy and smily forever. Editing DNA is not easy and this is important to know: it can actually get worse if you have a hurry. I know that there are many people who make others feel clumsy and unimportant. These people are not those who are successful and happy. I know that you are not one of these or an asshole. I know that there are many people who are not allways happy and successful and want to become better. I know that there are millions of people who want to become better and better. These people are the best people according to their children. I know that there are many people who think that there are millions and millions of crasy and idiotic people who are not my friends. If you are one of these people you should make me find something good about you in order to make you feel good and happy. If my knowledge would make me happy I would make you my best friend and make you feel good and happy. If you are asshole please try to change. I will not tolerate your idiocy or assholeness. I will make this book short in order to make you feel important and fast reader. I will make you happy and feel fantastic if you make mee feel good. I will feel better if you are not asshole. I will not tolerate you rude behavior if you are an asshole. I will make you feel better if you are my best friend and do not have anything to do. I will make you feel worth a lot if you are only a fool.
DNA TWO
If you want to make me feel important do not try to make me feel foolish and stupid or I will not talk to you. Do not interfere with my knowledge or I will make you feel worth a lot. Do not make me feel idiot or I will make you feel nothing like he who is winning. I will make this short and not clumsy or foolish looking text. I will make you feel happy if you will make me feel better that I would ever feel after having a fantastic look over my shoulder. If my knowledge is greater that that of professors and scientists I will make you feel important and good about yourself. If my knowledge is greater than that of professors I will make you feel valid and justful. I will make my story short for it is not my best intention to make you feel good about yourself. I will make this book short and make it a good piece of cake for you to read. I will make you feel happy if my day will be good and I will make it better than your next behavioral justice. I will make you feel happy if you are not shaby and flumsy. I will make you smile if you are not happy or fleesy. I will make you smile a lot if you are not geaysy. I will make you look like fellow if you are not crasy. I will make you feel better about yourself if you make this flimsy. I will make you tell your stories if you are not teasy. I will make you feel better about your friends and tasy. I will make you feel better if my friend are hazy. I will make my best shot if this is not tazy. I will make my friends appear if they are mazy. I will make my best shot if you are not crasy. I will take your bow and shoot if you are not my friend. I will make this happen if you are not my friend. I will make this happen if I am not him. I will make my future a better place to live if my future is not crasy. I will make you my best friend if you are not crasy. I will make you my last end if you are not Tracy. I will make you happy now if you make me fleesy. I will make you turn around if you are not ceasy. I will make my friends my brothers and this is how to do it. I will make my last my best and this is who it is. It is me! My friends are never fast with their shots if I am stupid , this is what friendship is all about. I will make my last my best and this is how I will do it: I will make my enemies my friends and this is how I will do it. I will take my arrow first and this is how I cow it. I will make my friends my brothers and this is how to do it. I will make my best my last and whoever you are must not go tar. Tar is not hot shot for he makes me smile. I will take this arrow and make it thine. I will look like the best and this is how. Will I be best , will I be happy am I not alltogether too shabby. I will make you say that we are friends and this I know for sure.I will make you ends if you make me shout. I will make my best my last and this is how. I will tell you that I love you and this is how. I will make you feel better and this is now. I will make you feel hollow inside if you are a women, I will make you feel shallow if you are not. I will make my friends happy and this is how. I will make my best my last and this is cow. I will take flimsy and this I know. I will make you teasy and this is show. I will tell you I love you and this feels good. I will make you feel teasy and this is ****.I will make you feel better if you are happy. I will make you feel animal if you are shaby. I will tell you who you are and this is when I will show. I will tell you twice if this is how. I will tell you I make you smile and this I know for sure. I will make you feel happy if you are not buddish. I will make you tell I love you if you are only for show. I will tell you I make you if that is not how. I will tell you that I love you if that is not it. I will make you shallow if that is nite. I will tell you twice if you eat much rice. I will make you sadder if you are not my wife. I will tell you I love you if you are nice. I will tell you I made you if you are not nice. I will become better with every move I make. I will take the best and this is how: I am the best of best and worse of the worst. I will make you feel happy if that is what you are. I will take you back if that is who you are. I will take my test here and show it for you if you are meayny you will also have to do it. I will take my best and become the champion. Who is you are from inside? If you ask me this and do not know , then I will make you and this is show.
DNA Three
I will make you feel happy if you are not the best , and by the way this is just a jest. If you want to make me feel happy and nice will you not become my wife. I will tell you that I love you and this is how and when. I will tell you I love you if this is not hell. I will make you sad if you want to fight. I will tell you thrice if you want to kill me. I will tell you that you are dead if I know you. I will tell you I feel it too if you want to shell me.I will make you fight if you did it thrice or if you did not I will make you my wife. I will tell you that you are being an idiot if you are not righteuss. I will tell you get out of here if you are my life. I will tell and feel if you are not real. I will make you tell this if you have no feel. I will take the toils of war and wage them prity nice ,and that is who you are if you are not my wife. Thats it for poetry. So how can I manipulate DNA? If I am one of the great people who know how to edit DNA how can you learn from me to manipulate yours? If I am one of the few people on Earth who know how to edit DNA how can you also make your hobby my great sign? If my greatness in this course of action is not enough how can you edit DNA? Answer is simple: you can not. I am the only specialist on Earth who can advice you how to change your DNA and genetic structure. I will make this clear for you: do not take me lightly. I will make my best shot my last and this is how: I will not take this as a hobby because I am the greatest knower of DNA and genetic structure. I will become the greatest and this is how: I will write this book only once so escuse me for typos. I will make my best shot now.








#13380 06/16/03 01:43 PM
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Jan-Erik,

I think you should consider seeking medical attention. Your writings are interesting but they remind me of a friend who was suffering from bipolar disorder.

I hope that you are well and healthy and are able to take care of yourself.

Love,

Garic






#13381 06/17/03 10:22 AM
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I agree..







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