How about one of those electrical muscle stimulators? Just apply it to your face and
ZAP instant smile!
Life is a lot like Lou from "Fight Club." Life, like Lou, owns the bar and likes to intimidate people. You really can't "fight back" in the traditional sense. I mean, fight back with LIFE? The thing to do is to act as if getting beat up by life doesn't effect you, to laugh it off and be just a little psycho. Then, life will get scared of you, and you can play with your friends, both real and imaginary, in the basement.
Definately, watch Fight Club. And DEFINATELY get one of those electric muscle zappers for your face. INSTANT SMILES!
[This message has been edited by Kaiden (edited July 26, 2003).]