Well, they say laughter is the best medicine, and you two have just had me literally laughing off my seat! Baby crying is a stroke of genius! Rooster too!
Here's another one for people you don't like. Buy a nice, large fresh fish and freeze it. When people you don't like go away for a two-week vacation, especially in Summer, wrap the frozen fish in brown paper and post it to their address. It will start to thaw on its way through the mail but shouldn't be a nuisence. However, a fish rotting on someone's door mat for a week or two is not exactly a pleasant experience!
Right, now let's get back to the learning and spiritual stuff. I think I might have some karma to pay off just for suggesting the fish thing...