ROFL! - I don't know it all; Never said I did, and never will.
I tend to speak this way not only on forums, but in public.
It's my normal approach - not something that just started yesterday so I could "try and impress" you all.
I have been doing this for years - and no, I will not change it according to your post. I hardly think there's anything "wrong" with my tendencies.
