"But so far, this thread has been very interesting, though not that funny."
I guess you mean in that Reading Genius is supposed to be a joke, and that joke hasn't been that funny. In this case, let me say some Reading Genius jokes:
"Reading Genius walks into a bar. Ouch."
Okay, here's a better one:
"Reading Genius the Pirate walks into a bar, wearing a pegleg, a hook, and an eye patch. Reading Genius orders a drink, and the bartender goes, "So, Reading Genius the pirate, how did you get the pegleg?"
Reading Genius the Pirate replies, "We were caught in a stormy sea, and I fell overboard, as my crew tried to pull me out, a shark bit of me leg. Arr..."
"Incredible!" says the bartender. "How did you get the hook?"
"Ar," exclaims Reading Genius the Pirate, "an enemy vessel boarded our ship, and in the middle of all the fighting, one of them cut of me hand...double Arr."
"Wow!" says the bartender. "How did you get the eye-patch?"
"Oh. A Seagull dropping."
"That's it? A seagull pooped in your eye?"
"Ar, but it was my first day with the hook..."
Anybody else know any good reading genius jokes?
-Ramon http://razor.ramon.com
