"crap college degree"
I never knew there was such a thing.
---> yes, there is. its call sociology. i graduated with it just to graduate.
"no direction"
In what area?
----> any area. no direction. unless you count down down down. down is a direction.
"few interests"
What are the few interests you do have?
----> women, beer, playing around with video cameras, hockey.
"floating around, no job, ive had 25 jobs.
live at home"
Are you out looking for a new job right now?
----> yeah. cart pusher. didnt get it. moohahahahahaha. i couldnt get a cart pusher job. moohahahahaha.
