Hey, I have been using his products, and my experience is evidence that they do, in fact, work!

I am still alive and posting this. Shouldn't that be enough? I have kept a journal every day about my progress with using these wonderful products.

Here are some entries:

Day 10: Alive.
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Day 17: Still kicking.
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Day 48: Wow, I move and think and stuff. These products are absolutely amazing!
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Day 247: It's amazing. 247 days using this product and I am still on this planet! Talk about reliability!
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It goes on and on! How can anyone deny these amazing results! It's not a scam! Believe me! Others get the same, exact results! BUY BUY BUY!

(I'm joking)