The purple unicorn flew into the room, bumping off the satelite dish that was outlandishly placed outside, near the tricycle garden. Whoops! He settled down for a bowl of count chocula with strawberry flavored milk. this is going to be a long night, me muttered under his whale flesh smelling breath. He pulled out a filterless cigarette,lit it, and took a long, satisfying drag. Then he realized he didn't have any cigarettes. Then it came to him..... suddenly...without warning......

OH.

MY.

GOD.